tsubaki is more for liz in patti’s eyes, granted that liz feels that way about the same sex!!  but if it came down to it and one of them was like “yo hmu” yeah i think perhaps patti would be in it to win it.  big boob bisexuals comin ur way.

ummmm….i don’t think she would, honestly?  besides the fact that she thinks soul is a grumpy butt half of the time they don’t seem very compatible to me and while i can 100% see a friendship, i can’t see them dating each other lmao patti ships soulXmaka anyways this is true

If they had a kid meme! Send me a pairing and I'll tell you:

Name:  black*star really wanted her named after tsubaki but patti was like “tsubaki is nice and all BUT LIZ MATTERS MORE” so they had to decide on calling her something totally unrelated because literally no combos of liz and tsubaki seemed to work well for a childs name and her name ended up being Andrea Thompson because Patti is not about to have any of that *Star shit (p.s. patti still luvs tsubaki and she suggested that tsubaki become the godmother which is exactly what happened)

Gender:  cis-female!!

General Appearance:  oh man she just has the PRETTIEST and shiniest brown hair ever (and black*star is like WHAT?!?!?!NO BLUE HAIR?!?!?!?OUTRAGEOUS@!!) that she likes to wear in a ponytail and her eyes are just like patti’s and all, just real big and blue.  she’s average in her height if not on the taller side (which is weird because both her parents are kind of short??) and she’s always had this sort of superwoman body, curvaceous and feminine but very firm and muscular.  got the nicest tan in the whole world and her lashes are thick as fuck.

Personality:  SHE IS EXACTLY LIKE HER PARENTS NGL she takes after the confidence of her father and while she isnt like “I AM A GODDESS!!!” or anything, she literally emits self-assurance wherever she goes and she is just so outgoing and is one of the girls in gym class that beats the shit out of everyone else in literally everything like she just always seems to know what she’s doing.  

and she’s also rather protective if not obsessive at times, over people and subjects too.  very very very passionate about things she hates and loves and can usually back up her shit pretty well.  she does well enough in school but since she usually finds better things to do her grades are a lil like…perhaps mainly B’s with a C and D somewhere.  but she’s still very smart, and has a lot of good sense in her head.  

this is so long already but literally if anyone wants more headcanons on this bby i will give them straightaway

Special Talents:  she is so fucking good at kickboxing like you would not imagine but basically her athletic ability is just like UP THERE.  andrea is also pretty good at burping rather loudly for a long period of time (totes not black*star’s fault HE JUST WAS SO AMUSED BY THE WHOLE THING).

Who they like better:  she loves both of her parents wayyyy too much but of course she has mommy problems more than daddy problems because lets face it patti can be kind of really scary sometimes and even just rude so she likes black*star a bit more.

Who they take after more:  def patti, both of them got the whole “mess with me and ill laugh while i fuck you up” vibe but you know still pretty friendly

Personal Headcanon:  one time she wanted to show black*star this new move she learned in karate and she accidentally kicked him in the dick and black*star flew back into the wall and they have to cover the plaster that broke with a really big bookcase until they feel like fixing it which will be soon anyways patti and black*star were very proud and black*star limped for like 2 days

Faceclaim:  if we’re talking IRL probably like ??? literally all i can think about is megan fox but with bigger eyes and lighter hair…

noo!!  you should know MANY things about her because she is literally the sun.  patti is 100% everything and she is so fucking HOT in every single sense patti is great and u should totally make it a point to learn all aspects of her.

she rly likes oatmeal cookies tho

A FOUL LIE.  

nononono thank you that is so SWEET kiss kiss :* <3 <3