bigsisthompson:

♔➡ “I know I’m sure. Now come on, get away from that thing.”

                                   ❝ That so-called thing has a name, you know.  

                                So address him as Professor Tuckus from now on ❞
                                       

alxbrn:

 [Text:] Send To: Giraffe Faggot

_{[Text:] what kind of question is that}

_{[Text:] Of course i’m bringing the gummy worms}

_{[Text:] who tf do you think I am Patti uvu}

 [TO:] Maka Flocka

_{[Text:]  yeah well u forgot last time} 

_{[Text:]  u gotta pay up at the door here from now on}

_{[Text:]  no more lame-ass excuses from u, mrs. “i didnt remember”}

alxbrn:

 [Text:] Send To: Giraffe Faggot 

_{[Text:] (✿◕‿◕) I’m going to set him on fire there is cHOCOLATE IN MY SKIRT, PATTI. CHOCOLATE.}

                                              _{5 minutes later.}

_{[Text:] do not look for soul you will not find him}

_{[Text:] Patti blow up the sleep over mattress M’ staying w/ you for the next few days. Bringing snacks and blankets. See you in 5.}

 [TO:] Maka Flocka

_{[Text:]  dont worry, if the police come lookin, we’ll cover u!!!}

_{[Text:]  but only if u bring those gummy worms that i like}

_{[Text:]  otherwise the deal’s off >:P}

alxbrn:

 [Text:] Send To: Giraffe Faggot 

_{[Text:] Done w/ his shit tbh}

_{[Text:] Would it be morally incorrect to push his motorcycle off the side of the school in return or}

_{[Text:] If I don’t ask these real ass questions who will}

 [TO:] Maka Flocka

_{[Text:]  probably a lot of other people (￣□￣)}

_{[Text:]  plus that’s a looooong way down hehe just make sure he knows it wasnt u!}

_{[Text:]  or u could push him off with it i think that would be even better}

puckish-rogue:

_{“Cause she’s resting at home with the rest of the animals I own?”}

“Your house must be like, a whole zoo!”

puckish-rogue:

_{“Yeah, I suppose it does. She’s a real precious gal.”}

“If she’s so precious, why isn’t she with you, huh?”

bigsisthompson:

♔➡ “Watching the door will make me an accomplice…it’s still going to get me in trouble!”

                                   ❝ Aw, come on!  I’m sure that it’ll be fine.

                                           …But if you really say so, Liz ❞
                                       

bigsisthompson:

“Maybe?!  It’s all over your face!” Liz pointed at her sister’s face. Usually she wouldn’t be this mad when Patti had stolen her makeup but she took it too far this time. Some few eyeliners and lipsticks would have been okay, but her whole makeup bag and the new and unwrapped makeup kit she just got was too much to handle for Liz.

The dirty blonde stared at her sister; the makeup on Patti was mocking her. She didn’t even make the swirls right. Giving a sigh, Liz tried to relax. “If you wanted to put makeup on your face, all you needed to do was ask.”

“Ohh, really?”  Her head cocked to the side, though the round-egg shape her lips had taken were eagerly replaced by a smile of excitement.  

“And I know, but you just seemed so busy~!”  That was true enough; whatever her sister had been doing in her room seemed to be top-priority, no matter what it might’ve been.  Patti had a few guesses, but kept them to herself - they had probably been a bit boring anyways.  

Lunging forward to grab the elder’s wrist, she looked up at her and beamed.  "Can we paint each other’s faces then~?“ 

puckish-rogue:

“Uh yeah, I do have a pet tiger. But first thing’s first; it’s a she and her name’s Lola. Second of all; she does indeed attack other folk on my command. So —— yeah.”

“She’s a girl? That makes it even better, hehe~!”

bigsisthompson:

♔➡ “Of course he’s gonna get mad, Patty! Don’t do it. I don’t want to get in trouble again…”

                                   ❝ You don’t have to get in trouble this time Liz!

                                                    Just watch the door for me ❞